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Burn down the jungle and let it regrow?
posted by chadd
submitted: Feb 07, 2006
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 | TiKiBoo | Feb 07, 2006 7:14 PM Well what ever is best for the jungle @[..]@ |
 | grizz | Feb 07, 2006 7:34 PM Let's chop it down and make some nice tropical paper! |
 | Loser Of The Year | Feb 07, 2006 8:23 PM i think it would make more sense to reset attributes but not stats, that way you can catch up to strong monkeys by being strong another month... |
 | devious | Feb 07, 2006 8:49 PM I'd wait a little while longer--till all the kinks are worked out and the MONKEY GANGS are in place. |
| grizz | Feb 07, 2006 9:34 PM it's monkey troops you dumbass! |
| devious | Feb 07, 2006 10:03 PM Ah that didn't work... will this? will this work? Chad, erase my nonsense comments! |
 | Thoren | Feb 07, 2006 10:24 PM cheaters are teh gay, and you all know who you are... |
| Thoren | Feb 07, 2006 10:24 PM Who the fuck needs to cheat in an online text game, anyway? GD Liberal faggots... |
 | AquaMunkee | Feb 07, 2006 10:40 PM First off, gang bangs rule! As for what to do with the game, I agree with Devious - keep working out the kinks in the beta and reset once it's all set. |
| Loser Of The Year | Feb 07, 2006 10:48 PM i propose a new insult instead of teh gay say teh thoren. for example: attacking someone 12 times in 2 days is teh thoren. |
 | Kong | Feb 07, 2006 10:49 PM I'm not teh gheyness. I don't really care about the change, but, I do want to be stronger. |
| AquaMunkee | Feb 07, 2006 10:52 PM Dude, Loser, be careful or Thoren will hit you with his dice bag... or worse, cast Magic Missile on you. He can do it in the real world, too, I've seen it with my own eyes! |
 | vicious drunk | Feb 08, 2006 1:13 AM lol. that avatar is fucking awesome |
| Thoren | Feb 08, 2006 6:50 AM pretty creative for a monkey :) |
| Thoren | Feb 08, 2006 6:52 AM Vicious - it's no "flashing dicks," but it's pretty damn creative. |
| AquaMunkee | Feb 08, 2006 7:11 AM Sweet!! Thoren gives head! |
 | sunspot_mike | Feb 08, 2006 10:02 AM I wouldn't mind burning it down and starting over, but that's because I'm still a puss at Level 1. |
| devious | Feb 08, 2006 10:03 AM Actually Aqua, are you giving it to Thoren, or is he shooting LIGHTNING BOLT out of his ass? |
| Thoren | Feb 08, 2006 10:07 AM Neither. It's his groin hitting that ass making a cartoon crash, cause that ass is exit only, baby! |
| AquaMunkee | Feb 08, 2006 10:37 AM Yeah Devious, it's gotta be lightning bolt, that explains why the hair on my ballz are standing on end! |
| vicious drunk | Feb 08, 2006 11:58 AM awesome. he's puking after you ramrod him. |
| Thoren | Feb 08, 2006 12:26 PM You'd throw up too if you had to smell his aura |
| Loser Of The Year | Feb 08, 2006 1:04 PM you mean to say "you'd throw up too when his giant monkey peter reaches your esophagus" |
| sunspot_mike | Feb 08, 2006 1:06 PM "giant monkey peter" is an awesome phrase. Too bad at Level 1 I'm too pooped all the time to laugh. |
| AquaMunkee | Feb 08, 2006 1:08 PM Here's the crazy thing Vicious - I didn't actually put vomit in the animation! I s'pose a little vomit is to be expected after 24-hours of continuous prison sex, though. LOL! |
| vicious drunk | Feb 08, 2006 2:33 PM make him give you a prison blow and call it a monkey dunk. |
| devious | Feb 08, 2006 2:53 PM WTF mike, it takes like a day to be level 2. What is your problem? Stop whining and steal from some lvl 10's! |
| AquaMunkee | Feb 08, 2006 3:18 PM Yeah Mike, do you need some giant monkey peter to get your motor runnin' or something? I could change my avatar if you'd like, although at this point I'm sure to have some sort of electromagnetic VD. |
| vicious drunk | Feb 08, 2006 3:50 PM You got the spark? That's nasty. |
| grizz | Feb 08, 2006 4:09 PM Him and his gay little friends exploiting chadd's poor site ... nice of them to ruin the game for us :D\n\nI was having fun, had logs and all their ip's and phone calls into wisc net and charter |
| devious | Feb 08, 2006 5:12 PM \n is so old skool grizz-- chad doesn't support that old skool. |
| grizz | Feb 08, 2006 5:27 PM more like dude doesn't know how to properly escape shit when he finds more of chadd's expliots :) I think he's pissed that I'm not a whiney bitch, so he's trying to make it sound like I am :( |
| Loser Of The Year | Feb 08, 2006 6:50 PM here we were having a great discussion about EM VD and you gotta start up the flaming again |
| AquaMunkee | Feb 08, 2006 6:53 PM Not to be the bearer of bad news LOTY, but Grizz is the only one on topic out of the last 10 posts... but this VD *is* starting to itch, and I think I'm gettin' a rash... |
| sunspot_mike | Feb 08, 2006 7:07 PM Didn't people used to make dummy characters on Battle.net or some shit to make their favored characters better? I just looked that over and didn't realize I made two puss comments in a row. Oops, I found some sand in my 'giner. |
| Loser Of The Year | Feb 08, 2006 7:54 PM i thought the topic was burning down the jungle, Aqua. mike, do you need a tampon? |
| devious | Feb 08, 2006 10:09 PM this topic has turned into a f-ed up guestbook among butt-bangin' monkies. |
| AquaMunkee | Feb 08, 2006 11:15 PM What? Is that wrong?!? |
| vicious drunk | Feb 09, 2006 2:16 AM I don't understand. Surprisingly, this is not new. |
| grizz | Feb 09, 2006 8:30 AM the only thing that's true out of all that was the gay little friend part, and I stand by it :) Keep it alive though, I'm sure you love that world you live in. |
| AquaMunkee | Feb 09, 2006 9:02 AM Grizz, with an avatar like yours, it's only a matter of time before you come out... three c*cks that obviously have hardcore EM VD?!? C'mon, we know your secret. :-) |
 | chadd | Feb 09, 2006 10:17 AM NOTE: Take all the comments you find on the site with a grain of salt. The unnamed cheat has found one more exploit and was able to post comments as other people. He/She obviously has waaaaay too much time on thier hands. Maybe they need a girlfriend/boyfriend/sheep. |
| chadd | Feb 09, 2006 10:22 AM just fixed the "post as another person" exploit. everything after this post is now really the person that it says it is. again, THIS IS NOT A CHALLENGE. |
| devious | Feb 09, 2006 5:28 PM How do we really know that is you posting that chad?? Maybe you are just writing that to make us think it's safe now.. I'm still trying to figure out whatever grizz was talking about 20 msgs ago. |
| grizz | Feb 09, 2006 6:02 PM Those are mushrooms you pervert. |
| AquaMunkee | Feb 10, 2006 3:00 AM Yeah really, I'm with Devious. How do we really know I even made this totally f*cked up avatar having butt-sex with Thoren until he pukes?... Nah, that's obviously my sick mind at work, who else ould come up with that?!? Dude, Grizz, the mushroom thing is totally a facade. It's cool though, your secret is safe, I like the c*ck as much as the next guy so I won't throw stones. ;-) |
| Loser Of The Year | Feb 11, 2006 3:18 AM did you eat thoren for breakfast aqua? |
| AquaMunkee | Feb 11, 2006 7:17 AM Yeah really, where was the daily 6:30AM attack? He also didn't attack us every hour, on the hour Friday night... has he forsaken us and gotten a social life?!? I feel all neglected now. :( |
 | Darken Rahl | Feb 12, 2006 4:06 PM Is there tax on banana bank? Because I withdrw 100 bananas and NOBODY stole em, and it only gave me 89. Now Im screwed out of the difference? |
| AquaMunkee | Feb 12, 2006 5:13 PM WTF?!? Dude, Darken whoever, read Chadd's "WTF?" link to figure out the game, don't post to everyone, you'll just end up getting ridiculed. You should find the answers to all of your questions there. |
| Loser Of The Year | Feb 13, 2006 12:38 AM might as well reset after implementing new features like quests and troops otherwise if people find exploits in those you'd have to reset again... |
| Darken Rahl | Feb 14, 2006 9:42 AM Meh, I did read that, I just didn't get that part. |
| vicious drunk | Feb 14, 2006 2:16 PM The elephant running the bank has no opposable thumbs and no articulated fingers. Therefore, in the process of removing your bananas from the bank he is bound to drop some. We could ask him to carry them up his pooper, I suppose, but really, who besides Sprock3t would want a shit covered banana. |
| Thoren | Feb 14, 2006 5:12 PM AquaMunkee, apparently |
| chadd | Feb 15, 2006 1:21 AM heh heh, you said "shit" |
| vicious drunk | Feb 15, 2006 9:56 AM sadly, due to my previous comment. Sprock3t continued the valentine's day massacre at an epic level. that poor, poor lonely piece of flange covered circular metal. |
| vicious drunk | Feb 15, 2006 11:49 AM wait. that's a gear. stupid Jetson's references. |
 | Sprock3t | Feb 15, 2006 5:24 PM vicious drunk you crying like a girl.. |
 | sunspotwendy | Feb 15, 2006 10:44 PM vd rules! |
| vicious drunk | Feb 15, 2006 11:19 PM stop calling me a girl! you're not my dad! |
| Loser Of The Year | Feb 16, 2006 12:00 AM vd= vicious drunk or vd= venereal disease? or both? |
| sunspotwendy | Feb 16, 2006 1:53 AM vd= valentines day just kidding. i was referring to vicious drunk, of course. :) |
| vicious drunk | Feb 16, 2006 3:10 AM and just like syphilis, i will make you go insane. except for sunspotwendy cause she's the best drummer ever . . . and sprock3t, but that's just because sprock3t is already insane. |
| vicious drunk | Feb 17, 2006 9:54 AM so what's the timeline on this controlled burn? |
| sunspotwendy | Feb 17, 2006 5:34 PM Controlled? What fun is that? |
| vicious drunk | Feb 17, 2006 5:42 PM so what's the timeline on this wild conflagration? |
| sunspotwendy | Feb 17, 2006 6:47 PM Much better. :) |
| vicious drunk | Feb 18, 2006 12:05 AM i've got catastrophic insurance on my hut, anyway. |
| fattysnacks | Feb 18, 2006 9:23 PM i disagree |
| vicious drunk | Feb 20, 2006 10:44 AM no really, i do. it's through alltree. it's comprehensive. |
 | funkystranger | Feb 22, 2006 7:46 AM i think it will be great to restart the whole jungle |
| funkystranger | Feb 24, 2006 6:25 AM erm? |
| funkystranger | Feb 24, 2006 6:26 AM any one here? come on speak up |
| AquaMunkee | Feb 24, 2006 7:11 AM OK, I'll speak up. What's up with all the newbies who haven't even had time to figure the game out wanting a reset?!? Don't you want to learn before starting over to give yourself a better chance? And stop lookin' at my ballz. |
| chadd | Feb 24, 2006 9:37 AM but your ballz are so purty... kinda hypnotizing |
| AquaMunkee | Feb 24, 2006 10:28 AM D@mn toast-loving newbies all lookin' at my ballz... |
| Loser Of The Year | Feb 24, 2006 10:03 PM BALL GAZER! |
| funkystranger | Feb 25, 2006 2:01 AM yo next time aukua get your balls censored ( no offence) |
| funkystranger | Feb 25, 2006 2:02 AM and er why not many peps on line |
| Loser Of The Year | Feb 25, 2006 2:19 AM cause it's 2am duh... it's get the f*ck back to work not get the f*ck back to sleep... |
| funkystranger | Feb 27, 2006 1:21 AM ..... |
| vicious drunk | Feb 27, 2006 1:32 AM don't worry, stranger. loty is always on the cotton pony. |
| funkystranger | Feb 27, 2006 2:04 AM whose loty |
| vicious drunk | Feb 27, 2006 2:16 AM i leave you to your fate. |
| Loser Of The Year | Feb 27, 2006 3:11 AM hahaha |
| funkystranger | Feb 28, 2006 2:50 AM loty = loser of the year right? |
| Loser Of The Year | Feb 28, 2006 2:53 AM none other, and i would say it's more like a cotton elephant... i got large 'giner |
| patboy123 | Mar 12, 2006 9:42 AM cheater are stupid |
 | itsmybeer | Mar 19, 2006 9:31 PM Reset, after bugs are fixed and new stuff added... |
 | pbtattoo | Mar 28, 2006 9:21 PM so...more than a month and a half later is there still no decision? lame. |
| chadd | Mar 29, 2006 2:49 PM hey, i'm busy. You want to donate some code? |
| chadd | Mar 29, 2006 2:49 PM okay, fine. decision made. as soon as i get all the new functionality created, it will be reset. done and done. |
| AquaMunkee | Mar 30, 2006 1:59 AM New functionality should forbid inappropriate avatars... no wait, on 2nd thought, scratch that idea. |
| vicious drunk | Apr 14, 2006 2:07 AM new functionality should reward inappropriate avatars. |
| AquaMunkee | Apr 14, 2006 6:33 PM C'mon Vicious, a hetero avatar?!? What *were* you thinking, you sick bastard. |
| vicious drunk | Apr 21, 2006 12:12 AM hey, my friends saw my avatar and told me it was gay. I said they needed to carry a pocket dictionary around with them and look everything up before they opened up there hairless face vaginas. |
 | laney25 | Apr 24, 2006 8:15 AM HELLO!!! |
 | son of kong | Jul 27, 2006 6:26 AM i think we should not reset the game |
 | NewtonNut | Nov 02, 2006 7:41 AM Don't play anymore but I might if this thing ever gets reset (even though I am level 11). |
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