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Chuck Norris Facts
posted by chadd
submitted: Jan 03, 2006
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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
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 | Thoren | Jan 03, 2006 10:15 AM # In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself. |
 | MonkeyKing | Jan 03, 2006 2:28 PM chadd, you bastardo. you stole my link. I'll show you {shakes fist} |
 | vicious drunk | Jan 04, 2006 12:50 AM Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress. |
| MonkeyKing | Jan 04, 2006 8:17 AM Actually, Chuck Norris is also the top monkey. Time will tell how long he allows Grizz to live. |
 | lavalley | Jan 04, 2006 11:45 AM Best. Link. Ever. |
 | AquaMunkee | Jan 04, 2006 4:26 PM "When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'." Simply brilliant. |
 | RogueSelina | Mar 19, 2006 5:54 PM "Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Chuck Norris has never cried." -One of my favs, lol. |
 | markamisx | Apr 04, 2006 11:21 PM |
| markamisx | Apr 04, 2006 11:21 PM chuck norris can eat a rubix cube and poop it out solved |
 | SaturnJuniper | May 28, 2006 2:38 AM i love that site |
| ladyjane | Jun 04, 2006 12:29 PM my favorite by far is the one where he counts to infinity... twice |
| Shikamaru | Jul 18, 2007 2:24 PM ~Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building. |
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