Continuing to Strive for Excellence
Jul 18, 2005 3:19 pm
We here at GTFBTW are constantly trying to upgrade the site and make it more useful for our members. We write all our own code and do all our own design and love to hear feedback on our work. No pre-canned scripts here. We're real nerds.
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User Comments
 | Ernie Keebler | Jul 18, 2005 3:45 PM The Big Red Panic Button seems not to work anymore. At least not for me. |
 | chadd | Jul 19, 2005 3:50 PM The Big Red Panic Button is back in action. Now THAT'S what I call customer service. |
 | lavalley | Jul 19, 2005 4:01 PM I'm a moron. Please add the "I forgot my password" link to the login page when I inevitably forget my password. Alternatively, please have it display if I enter an incorrect login or password combination. Thanks! |
| chadd | Jul 20, 2005 1:50 PM Password reminder added. Look at that, I'm 2 for 2. C'mon, people, give me a challenge here! |
 | MonkeyKing | Jul 20, 2005 2:27 PM can you add a feature that can evoke more politcal flamewars? that would rule. |
| Ernie Keebler | Jul 20, 2005 2:28 PM I want a pony. |
| chadd | Jul 20, 2005 3:10 PM Done!  |
| Ernie Keebler | Jul 20, 2005 3:46 PM Whoah! Is that MY pony? My little pony? There really IS a Jeebus! |
| chadd | Jul 22, 2005 9:38 AM Avatars! Avatars! Avatars! |
| chadd | Jul 22, 2005 10:11 PM Now you can rate links. Feel the power. |
 | brennen | Oct 25, 2005 7:15 PM Hey Guys. Im new and am reviewing this site. What would you like to be seen in the review(s)? |
 | devious | Oct 25, 2005 9:09 PM Monkey battles! This game is great--between the thieving and the ability to constipate your opponent, there is a lot of fun here. The strategy can get advanced too--don't pick on someone too big your you'll be stuck on the hopper for days while they pummel you. It's a fun free game that is really addictive! I think my favorite part is the writing--something often ironically negelected on text based games I've played. Check it out! And don't steal banans from me or I'll constipate your ass! |
| chadd | Oct 25, 2005 10:21 PM Besides just being a fun game, this site has plenty to keep you occupied if you happen to be on the losing end of a poo flinging war and get yourself constipated. The free RSS reader is a nice feature if I do say so myself :D Submitting links and commenting will also get you some free bonus bananas! |
| dapea | Dec 03, 2005 5:26 PM give me 300 bannanas |
| Frito | Dec 22, 2005 8:57 AM This seems 2 be a very nice game, but i don't get how i'm in the top 3 and i just made my account? And i got 200 bananas 2 start with for that special offer, and they where stolen almost emmitiatly. I'm looking forward to playing this game, and if i like it, i'll tell my other online friends that play these types of games to play, becuse there deffinitaly needs 2 be more players. |
| chadd | Dec 22, 2005 10:23 AM From the WTF? page: Your score to get you into the top is based on a very precise, highly complex fuzzy math formula that takes into account your banana score, ninja meter, and your kick-ass meter. sooo... since you had so many bananas, you got a good rating and pushed you up to the top of the list. but as you said, you weren't there long because they all got stolen. hint: use the bank :D |
 | Sturm | Jan 15, 2006 4:34 AM I think there should be some monkey games which rewards bananas according to the score. |
| Sturm | Jan 15, 2006 4:35 AM I also think there should be an interest from using the bank. |
| Sturm | Jan 15, 2006 4:36 AM Also i think you should give me 1000 bananas. Or more even better =D |
| Sturm | Jan 15, 2006 8:41 AM i think there should be a GET 1000 bananas!!! Link hidden thoroughly around the site. |
| Sturm | Jan 15, 2006 8:45 AM Sorry its just the bananas i couldnt resist em.... =c |
 | Loser Of The Year | Jan 16, 2006 1:09 AM i think sturm should be more consise. why are there random numbers next to the vote links, chadd? |
| chadd | Jan 16, 2006 1:42 AM i think sturm is comment happy. he must really enjoy the one banana per comment reward. :P and those random numbers were next weeks winning lottery numbers. i hope you wrote them down, because i removed them. |
| Loser Of The Year | Jan 16, 2006 1:44 AM ooh sweet, good think i tattooed them all over my body then... now if only i could see the back of my head somehow... |
| Sturm | Jan 16, 2006 7:05 AM Srry need one more banana. *collects banana* |
 | lile | Jan 16, 2006 8:02 PM Just a thought would be cool to have all your stat info put into a tree. |
| lile | Jan 16, 2006 8:08 PM Could use a necessary item to purchase in store like toilet paper...with all that goes on here, to clean up your act :P |
| Sturm | Jan 17, 2006 7:06 AM i think the monkey duds should be cheaper if it is i wont mind buying it =D!! |
| chadd | Jan 17, 2006 1:34 PM that's as cheap as i can go on that stuff. i didn't mark the price up at all from what they charge. |
| lile | Jan 17, 2006 8:14 PM oh... maybe we can have specials like buy banana cream pies for a 25% poop meter boost. I like snacks! |
| Sturm | Jan 18, 2006 9:01 AM I think there should be a rob bank where you can rob another persons bananas in the bank..... but have a 1 of 50 chance it will succeed and you can only do that once per day. |
| Sturm | Jan 18, 2006 9:01 AM oops forgot for the last comment to make it fair and worth a try is that its Totally Risk free. |
| Sturm | Jan 18, 2006 9:10 AM I think there should be a pooped and mojo restart when you level up |
| lile | Jan 18, 2006 2:29 PM Dont like the mess with bank idea sorry. Think a lot of players would leave if they finally save enough to get something desent just to have it lifted away. and lose all thier work getting it. seeing as you already get bananas robbed |
| chadd | Jan 18, 2006 10:12 PM probably not going to add items that give a pooped boost, it's been proven that it is too easy to cheat when those are active :D |
| lile | Jan 19, 2006 1:39 AM I see! takes a banana goes to monkey around site... :) |
| Sturm | Jan 20, 2006 8:22 AM WTF why cannot have avatar..... |
| Sturm | Jan 20, 2006 8:26 AM The best monkey armor looks so dull and not strong looking *collects banana* *peels banana* *eats banana* HEY!!!! wheres my 1 banana reward?! You owe me one banana Mr Comment!!! |
| lile | Jan 20, 2006 3:54 PM maybe we can have cars to race for challenges and fixing, buying parts and selling? coco-mobiles :P |
| Sturm | Jan 21, 2006 9:19 AM Did you know that you can eat bananas to trrick people in to giving you them one more time? |
| lile | Jan 21, 2006 3:56 PM monkey see monkey do! ty Sturm for tip... |
| Sturm | Jan 22, 2006 12:35 AM You should add a daring meter. the more bananas u HOLD the more Dare points u get.and with more dare points,Your dare points will still remain if your bananas get stolen.every 100 dare points u have gives you a 1 max pooped meter bonus. |
| Sturm | Jan 22, 2006 12:37 AM Note: if you withdraw from the bank then deposit it your dare points will decrease according to the bananas u deposited. |
| lile | Jan 22, 2006 11:48 PM Swapping Swamp... Trade and sell market for selling and trading equipment etc... you no longer need! |
| Loser Of The Year | Jan 23, 2006 1:23 AM wow... i keep camping out at kong's gate, but to no avail. dear monkey-god! how much longer will i wait to know your bidding? |
| chadd | Jan 23, 2006 7:53 PM
"Patience, all will be revealed in good time." Or, whenever I get a chance to build it :D |
| Sturm | Jan 24, 2006 2:55 AM A question,how u get banana score??? |
| chadd | Jan 24, 2006 10:11 AM geez, if i explain everything, the game won't be any fun. it shouldn't be too hard to figure out. and regarding your dare points idea: if you leave bananas out in the open, your banana score goes up (there, i told you how you get banana score), which helps get you into the top 3, which gives you more "time at top", which eventually, will get you prizes. |
 | BlinD | Jan 28, 2006 8:46 PM How about the option to select and delete multiple message in your mailbox? |
| BlinD | Jan 28, 2006 11:37 PM Also make it so that new players, one day old, cant be attacked or stolen from, but in return, they can be on the top players list for that day. |
| Loser Of The Year | Feb 01, 2006 1:52 PM i second BlinD's first idea |
| Loser Of The Year | Feb 01, 2006 1:56 PM you should add random acts of the vengeful monkey gods, like you get randomly constipated or one of your items breaks or your banker decides to wager some of your bank account on the elephant wrestling match and loses. the higher your level the more likely something bad happens to you. otherwise once you reach the top it's too easy to keep everyone else down, plus it'll add some more drama =) |
| Loser Of The Year | Feb 01, 2006 1:58 PM and on the flipside you could have random good things happen to weaker monkeys (bonus banana, steal an item after a fight, etc). the possibilities are endless. |
 | vicious drunk | Feb 01, 2006 3:13 PM how do i change my password? I believe loty has hacked into my account and stolen all of my bananas (& my bea arthur poster). I only have one eye .( |
| BlinD | Feb 01, 2006 6:51 PM Loser Of The Year Sucks Big Hairy Monkey Cock. |
| Loser Of The Year | Feb 01, 2006 7:13 PM wow... even i don't usually encourage coitus with me this adamantly! |
| Loser Of The Year | Feb 01, 2006 7:16 PM vicious drunk stole my banana rum and i was saving it for a special occasion! =( |
| vicious drunk | Feb 01, 2006 11:44 PM I refuse to apologize. You would have just let BlinD get you drunk and take advantage of you anyways. |
 | burrite | Feb 02, 2006 12:14 AM done and done. |
| Loser Of The Year | Feb 02, 2006 1:39 AM everyone wants to take advantage. i feel so unloved :`( |
| vicious drunk | Feb 02, 2006 1:44 AM careful. that one has teeth. |
 | sunspot_mike | Feb 03, 2006 3:59 PM We need to be able to search for Monkeys |
| vicious drunk | Feb 03, 2006 4:01 PM never trust a faceless monkey. |
| chadd | Feb 04, 2006 3:13 PM monkey search is on the to-do list |
| vicious drunk | Feb 05, 2006 3:49 AM shouldn't that be the do-do list? |
| vicious drunk | Feb 05, 2006 3:49 AM sorry. |
| vicious drunk | Feb 05, 2006 3:50 AM i am dumb. |
 | Darken Rahl | Feb 06, 2006 4:37 PM I have a serious problem with the "bank". I "withdraw" 100 bananas to buy health stuff and before I can click buy, half of them disappear. |
| Darken Rahl | Feb 06, 2006 4:38 PM Scratch that, are stolen. How the ^$#^ can I buy anything when someone steals my cash before I can spend it, jeez. |
| Loser Of The Year | Feb 06, 2006 10:55 PM gotta be stealthy, like a ninja! |
| cchhadd | Feb 09, 2006 11:39 AM "Log Out" does not work. The page immediately following a "Log Out" click brings you to a page with the login prompt, however, going to gtfbtw.com again shows that you are still logged in. |
| chadd | Feb 09, 2006 3:04 PM fixed. |
 | queueRAM | Feb 09, 2006 10:43 PM I don't like my new password. How may I change it? |
| mxmm | Feb 12, 2006 5:19 PM Yo! I'm new here, how do you make your mojo level higher??? |
| chadd | Feb 12, 2006 10:43 PM go up in levels or raise your kick ass meter. it's all in the WTF? page... |
 | pbtattoo | Feb 22, 2006 2:32 PM i think we should be able to view our kick ass meter the way it shows up if you look at another person's stats. meaning, kick ass meter: 16 or -52 etc along with seeing our actual 'meter'. |
| chadd | Feb 22, 2006 9:18 PM kick ass meter number added. |
 | SixthSatan | Mar 01, 2006 11:33 AM We should have a forum. Definatly a forum. |
| Loser Of The Year | Mar 02, 2006 2:57 AM isn't that what the "burn the jungle down" has turned into? |
 | JoshyG | Mar 11, 2006 10:43 AM This website is ssoooo cool |
 | evernight | Mar 16, 2006 12:05 PM ok, a few suggestions - the ability to view sent monkey mail (i keep forgetting what i said in a monkey mail to someone when they reply 3 days later) crap, thats the only thing i can remember off the top of my head :( well, it's a 1/2 way decent suggestion anywho |
| eliteviper101 | Mar 18, 2006 8:06 PM Can the items in the shops be cheapper because if I buy something then I cant do much else except steal some bananas or attack someone? |
| eliteviper101 | Mar 18, 2006 8:08 PM Otherwise this game rocks!!! :) |
| vicious drunk | Apr 14, 2006 11:22 AM hey, chadd, you should set up something to remove characters that have been inactive for like three months or something. |
| vicious drunk | Apr 14, 2006 11:23 AM can i have an old style? |
| vicious drunk | Apr 16, 2006 1:22 AM hello great monkey godking. Please? |
| vicious drunk | Apr 16, 2006 1:23 AM some astroglide would be much appreciated, too. My primate pecker is getting sore. |
| chadd | Apr 18, 2006 10:01 PM get your own lube, you cheapskate. |
| chadd | Apr 18, 2006 10:02 PM i was thinking of doing a big pruning of inactive monkeys when we hit the 1000 monkey mark. |
| vicious drunk | Apr 19, 2006 12:25 AM sweet. I'll just send luigi out before the 3 way. where's my old style? |
 | Fishingfun | May 07, 2006 2:54 AM What's up with this crying "GATE'S IS CONTROLING THE WORLD" BS, suck it up and stop whining, and stop iritating us with the "non-compliance" shit.... |
 | itsmybeer | May 07, 2006 2:59 AM DITTO to last commet suprise (skizo and all), but love the sight, would like to see missions and gangs etc. |
| tattoo | Jun 01, 2006 5:57 PM is anyone else having problems voting on the mpog site? mine hasn't been registering and it's been something like 3 weeks since it worked ok for me. |
| chadd | Jun 06, 2006 12:43 PM the MPOG site stopped allowing rewards for votes. so you can still vote there, but you won't get no bananas. |
| monkeydude123 | Jul 20, 2006 4:28 PM lol i want bananas so i post a comment |
| lumpycustard | Aug 07, 2006 11:28 AM can we get monkey clans? and u can get wars and stuff. and the clan hut will get damaged.and each clan has a box of bannanas that can only be stole by other monkey clans. And that u can upgrade ur clan hut thing. or something like that :) |
| lumpycustard | Aug 07, 2006 11:29 AM can u put the new comments at the top |
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 | Opheliac | Dec 06, 2006 2:16 PM Hey, I have a question for you, when is the new game coming out?! |
| Opheliac | Dec 06, 2006 2:22 PM Hey, I have a question for you, when is the new game coming out?! |
 | son of kong | Dec 16, 2006 5:22 AM hi |
| son of kong | Dec 16, 2006 5:27 AM umm how much mojo do u need for that bridge of death thing |
| Sturm | May 14, 2007 9:18 PM Here are your bananas, unfortunately we dropped 0 of your bananas on the way here from the vault. So you only get 1. Sorry about that, we'll try to be more careful next time. that sucks |
 | oldskool | Jun 08, 2007 11:29 AM hi its a mint game |
 | Zkish | Sep 14, 2007 12:10 AM Big Red Panic Button PWNS! |
| Zkish | Sep 14, 2007 12:15 AM Awesome up and coming game check it out :) http://silver-assassins.com/register.php?REF=4 |
 | J0E | Dec 13, 2007 6:55 PM I hate that constipation thing. arghhhhh! |
| fairytaled | Feb 09, 2008 5:02 AM lol constipation and the big red panic button PWNS |
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