The Nigerians are throwing money at me.
Jun 18, 2005 3:33 pm
I am so close to retirement. You fools have no idea how much money I'm sitting on. Every day someone new sends me an email, "I have several million dollars and I will give you half if you only hold if for me while I escape the clutches of the wicked despot that supplanted me in Nigeria."
I have them right where I want them. All I have to do is pony up a few insignificant fees into an anonymous PayPal account and it's mine...all mine!
Mwuahahahahahahahaha!!!! Now I can concentrate on increasing the size of my penis and verifying my personal information with several credit card companies that keep pestering me. What? You need my social security number! Certainly, sir! If there's anyone I trust, it's the credit card companies!
I may be signing off after this magnificent windfall of cash. So long suckers!
Sincerely,
P.T. Barnum
User Comments
 | chadd | Jul 14, 2005 8:51 PM wish someone would throw money at me. |
 | Neko | Nov 20, 2005 9:36 PM i want cash to |
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