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ANNOUNCING: Monkey Fight! Best RPG ever! Welcome to the Jungle Baby!

Oct 18, 2005 10:24 pm

We've got fun and games. Register at GTFBW and participate in Monkey Fight, a FREE text-based RPG where you can be...wait for it...the toughest monkey in the jungle. Steal bananas, smack down other apes, buy monkey weaponry, build your monkey hut and more! So, you got the coconuts to be king of the jungle? Register and see!

The game is still in beta so we are still adding items to the store and some features to the game. If you encounter a bug, have any comments or suggestions feel free to post them here!

See the WTF? page for game details

Game updates will be posted here as well, while we are in the beta game stage.


Coming Soon:
- Monkey missions

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User Comments

chadd | Oct 22, 2005 4:39 PM
Game Update:
- Changed steal algorithm too allow more success at stealing, and added sliding "number of bananas stolen" scale. Bottom line, you'll be successful at stealing more often, but steal less bananas, unless you get crazy lucky. If you get crazy lucky, you'll steal a crazy amount of bananas.

chadd | Oct 23, 2005 3:47 PM
Game Update:
- Now tracking "time at top" for top 3 monkeys. 1st place gets 1 second credit for every second at top, 2nd place: 1 for every 2 seconds, 3rd place: 1 for every 3 seconds.
- Added Monkey Mail

chadd | Nov 02, 2005 12:23 AM
Game Update:
- Added booby traps and all the fun that goes with them.
- Added the spy feature so you can spy on your arch enemy monkey and see stats and what they have in their pack.

chadd | Nov 02, 2005 11:26 PM
Game Update:
- Added the Kick-Ass Meter. See the WTF? page for details on how it works.

chadd | Nov 03, 2005 3:16 PM
Game Update:
- Added 3 new monkey stats: Eagle Eye, KungFu Style, Iron Shirt.
- Adjusted attack algorithms to incorporate new monkey stats
- Built new pages to develop new stats

chadd | Nov 05, 2005 1:49 PM
Game Update:
- Added Ninja Meter

chadd | Nov 10, 2005 1:08 AM
Game Update:
- Added monkey bounties
- Added hunting lodge displaying most wanted monkeys, top hunters, and available bounties

chadd | Dec 01, 2005 9:28 PM
Game Update:
- Added the Clumsy Elephant Banana Bank

chadd | Dec 06, 2005 12:12 AM
Game Update:
- Modified the way the top monkey rankings are determined. It now takes into account banana score, ninja meter, and kick-ass meter.

MonkeyKing | Jan 04, 2006 8:26 AM
I think we should change the kick-ass meter to the Norrisometer.

chadd | Jan 04, 2006 8:49 PM
Game Update:
- Added the bridge of death
- Modified attack algorithms to better balance out all 4 monkey stats

chadd | Jan 11, 2006 10:45 AM
Game Update:
- Added bot suppression to stop cheaters.

vicious drunk | Jan 11, 2006 11:55 PM
weeeeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaa!

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