Monkey Fight 2.0 is on the way!
Nov 1, 2006 9:27 pm
Get ready for the most awesomest upgraded monkey fight ever.
The Ultimate Star Wars Action Figure
Jul 11, 2006 9:50 am
Need an action figure without all the action? How about a little charred remains for your collection? Well look no further, Star Wars nerd! Purchase the charred remains of Owen Lars and you too can feel a little bit like Michael Jackson when he purchased the bones of the Elephant Man.
The Top Ten Things Men Know FOR SURE About Women
May 18, 2006 12:28 pm
This pretty much sums it up.
Just a few funny-ass images
Apr 11, 2006 9:00 am
The world needs more laughter.
Look at these.
Laugh.
Make the world a better place.
Burn down the jungle and let it regrow?
Feb 7, 2006 5:31 pm
Due to a rash of cheating/bots/multi-accounts/etc, I was wondering if it is time to reset the monkey game.
Read through the rest of this and then post your opinion on what should be done.
ANNOUNCING: Monkey Fight! Best RPG ever! Welcome to the Jungle Baby!
Oct 18, 2005 10:24 pm
We've got fun and games. Register at GTFBW and participate in Monkey Fight, a FREE text-based RPG where you can be...wait for it...the toughest monkey in the jungle. Steal bananas, smack down other apes, buy monkey weaponry, build your monkey hut and more! So, you got the coconuts to be king of the jungle? Register and see!
See the WTF? page for game details
Game updates will be posted here as well, while we are in the beta game stage.
Coming Soon:
- Monkey missions
Hey Look!
Aug 18, 2005 10:17 am
Toast on a stick!
I have gas.
Aug 15, 2005 2:45 pm
Oh yeah. I sure do.
Vatican Vindicates Tailgaters
Jul 28, 2005 2:42 pm
Vatican Adopts German Communion Ritual, Northern Wisconsin Rejoices
Dear Continental Airlines...
Jul 20, 2005 4:11 pm
Memo from a man trapped next to the lavatory on an airplane.
Continuing to Strive for Excellence
Jul 18, 2005 3:19 pm
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Why do my burps taste like Filet O' Fish?
Jun 21, 2005 9:07 am
I pose the question to you, the fine, upstanding members of GTFBTW.com.
The Nigerians are throwing money at me.
Jun 18, 2005 3:33 pm
People keep going on about how much Africa needs aid. Why is it that former Nigerian officials are so intent on giving me millions of dollars?
Creepy Monkey
Jun 1, 2005 3:34 pm
Nothing really exciting at the moment, so I thought I'd just burn an image of a creepy monkey into your consciousness. The monkey is cursssssssssssed! That is all. Eek eek.
The Philbert Buster debate rages
May 24, 2005 8:20 am
This author finds it hard to believe that with so many pressing issues facing this great nation, that Congress is spending so much time arguing about whether or not Democrats should crack open a nut.
Dispatch from the executive washroom
May 16, 2005 9:02 am
Hi! I'll bet you're wondering why we're meeting in here today. Well, I thought I'd take a page from the incredibly successful playbook of Lyndon Johnson. Only this time, instead of escalating the Vietnam War, we're trying to escalate profits!