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Reuters: Oddly Enough

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The Onion

America's Finest News Source

[audio] 18-Year-Old Demands Right To Be Sexually Harrassed In Workplace

Onion Radio News - with Doyle Redland

Nation Shudders At Large Block Of Uninterrupted Text

WASHINGTON—Without an illustration, chart, or embedded YouTube video to ease them in, millions of dumbfounded citizens from Maine to California were frozen in place, terrified by the sight of one long, unbroken string of English words unsure of what to do next.

In Focus: Study Finds Link Between Red Wine, Letting Mother Know What You Really Think

CHICAGO—Subjects who drank five glasses or more showed an increased ability to recall each time their mothers had been unsupportive of boyfriends or husbands.

Local CVS Selling One Leather Jacket For Some Reason

News In Photos

Opinion: Do The New Tablets Own Up To The Hype? (by Beepo the Dolphin)

When tablet computers first reared their heads in the '90s, they were quickly written off as low-powered machines that were kind of neat, but not...