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Reuters: Oddly Enough

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The Onion

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Report: Guy On Bench Going To Town On Meatball Sub

ARLINGTON, VA—According to witnesses at the scene, a man sitting on a park bench with an empty paper bag lying across his lap is at this...

Coworker Almost Got That Exact Same Thing When He Ate There

POTOMAC, MD—According to coworker Luke Nielson, he almost got that exact same dish when he himself ate at the Water Lily Café located...

FDA Approves Salmonella

WASHINGTON—Executives at Hellmann's welcomed the news by announcing an entire line of lukewarm, sun-soaked, and partially turned mayonnaises.

T.G.I. Friday's Executive Chef Recommends Booze-On-Meat-With-Cheese Thing

SCHAUMBURG, IL—The executive chef of the Tremont Road T.G.I. Friday's strongly recommended that a table of VIP guests try the...

[audio] Menu Describes Diner's Pancakes As 'World Famous'

Onion Radio News - with Doyle Redland